By Sasha Lane , BuzzVine Contributor
June 27, 2014|12:05 pm

Are you hurtin' for some futbol? The Slate's Andrew Bouvé writes that the 136 goals scored in the group stage of the 2014 World Cup were the most ever.

We offer up this video "as you trudge through your day with temporary match withdrawal—the knockout round doesn't begin until Saturday," as Slate puts it.

"Relive those moments of joy and devastation: four goals each from Argentina's Lionel Messi, Brazil's Neymar, and Germany's Thomas Müller; four for the United States and four against; and every other tally in the entire tournament, from Marcelo's opening own goal to Jan Vertonghen's gimme," Slate states.

World Cup (Photo: Reuters)