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  • Website Lets Christians E-Mail Friends After Rapture

    Daniel929 »
    Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:55 pm Agree: 2   Disagree: 6

    Dear non-believers back on earth, because of air pollution that we caused when we were mortal... Heaven is not so great anymore. We have to wear full bodied gas masks. It smells like diapers. The clouds are gooey and they stick to your robe. Alot of the angels have weird skin diseases and are gross to look at. The water tastes like Satan's pee. So we're all thinking of forgetting this whole eternity in the clouds deal. How is it down there? We all kind of want to come back, if that's okay. We would like to apologize for all the chaos we created with religious wars and unnecessary deaths we caused while our stay on earth. If you take us back, We promise we'll just accept people and their choices for what they are and vow to stop forcing our ideals onto politics, which greatly puts barriers on progress in science, healthcare, and society in general. Because we understand now that we are completely wrong and our beliefs are silly and outdated, we will begin our path to progressive enlightenment, and live in harmony without the blinding brainwash of religion preceding our judgement. Instead of before when we were being ignorant about global warming, polution and gas emissions, we will contribute to taking care of our fragile planet. I know that this isn't an excuse, but we did think that the earth was kind of useless. Sorry about that. Can you forgive us? ~ Sincerely... Christians."

  • Why I Thank God for Charles Darwin

    Daniel929 »
    Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:42 pm Agree: 1   Disagree: 0

    Darwin may have been on to something, I believe in evolution and adaptation, but I don't necessarily agree with his book, "Origin of Species" because after reading this thread, among other things on this website, I truly believe that humans are evolving INTO apes.

  • Interior Design of Sex and the City Reflects a Culture in Ruins

    Daniel929 »
    Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:15 am Agree: 0   Disagree: 1

    The women in this country, are systematically trying to bring every man to his knees. case closed.

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