September 4, 2013|4:36 pm

1. I fell down on the street yesterday and twisted my ankles.

falling down (Photo: Tumblr/remi-r)

2. Nascar was on and I had to follow my favorite driver.

nascar (Photo: Reuters)

3. I already read the Bible during weekdays.

bible (Photo: Tumblr/c1973e1)

4. I was up late yesterday. My favorite pro football team was playing.

watch tv (Photo: Tumblr/colorme5by5)

5. I had a lot of homework and had no other time during the week to do it.

homework (Photo: Tumblr/threadovermouth)

6. I hit the snooze button a billion times on my alarm but couldn't wake up.

alarm (Photo: YouTube

7. I didn't have money to put in the church offering plate.

no money (Photo: Tumblr/kabbob)

8. I worked 80 hours this week.

work (Photo: Tumblr/whatshouldbetchescallme)

9. The preacher preaches too long and makes me feel sleepy.

sleepy (Photo: Tumblr/going-to-the-anime-world)

10. My "friend" just died and I had to go to his funeral.

excuse (Photo: Pinterest)