13 Signs Ridiculously Lost In Translation

1. You Want Me To Do What?

(Photo: guy_sports.com) Translation: The restrooms are located in the back

2. Thinking About Leaving This Hospital? Think Again.

(Photo: guy-sports.com) Translation: Get your parking ticket punched at Window 2.

3. Bar Fights Are Not Allowed!

(Photo: Tecla Sap) Translation: No lay away

4. Ladies, If You're In A Rush, You May End Up In The Wrong Place.

(Photo: Tecla Sap) Translation: men's bathroom

5. Easy Does It....

(Photo: feedio.net) Translation: Careful Not to fall in the River?

6. I'm Pretty Sure We've Never Met Before...

(Photo: Tecla Sap) Translation: We speak the following languages.

7. Which Way? North or South?

(Photo: Clube do Esporte Translation: Northern Hotel Sector

8. Safety First..

(Photo: engrish.com) Translation: If you have been robbed, call the police at once.

9. Don't Eat Here

(Photo: www.classicalmusicguide.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=33247) Translation: ???

10. No Matter How Much It Begs...

(Photo: weird-websites.info) Translation: Do not walk in the grass

11. Swordfighting Allowed Here!

(Photo: www.gargalhando.com) Translation: Cyber Cafe

12 & 13. Is There Anything Edible Here?

(Photo: www.gargalhando.com) Translation: Bacon, Eggs
(Photo: www.gargalhando.com) Translation: Steak, Croissant