10 Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Sunday Services
1. I fell down on the street yesterday and twisted my ankles.
2. Nascar was on and I had to follow my favorite driver.
3. I already read the Bible during weekdays.
4. I was up late yesterday. My favorite pro football team was playing.
5. I had a lot of homework and had no other time during the week to do it.
6. I hit the snooze button a billion times on my alarm but couldn't wake up.
7. I didn't have money to put in the church offering plate.
8. I worked 80 hours this week.
9. The preacher preaches too long and makes me feel sleepy.
10. My "friend" just died and I had to go to his funeral.
