'Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off' and Other Shocking Church Signs

1. New Series - *PURE SEX* (

2. "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"


3. "It Will Get Hotter for Some"


4. "Stoners Welcome"


5. "Staying in Bed Shouting 'Oh God!' Does Not Constitute Going to Church"


6. "How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!"


7. Erm..."Is It Safe to Kill Black People in America?"

(Photo: Screenshot/NBC Video)

8. Jesus vs Satan Friend Requests


9. "There Will Be No Atheists In Hell"


10. "Converting to Catholicism Does Not Magically Grant Your Dog a Soul" ... ok?


 11. "This Heat Wave is Temporary. Be Certain You Won't Face An Eternal One!"

"Thanks to Tim Whitman for this week's photo. Send me some more heat-related ones and I will add them to the post," posted Ed Stetzer on his blog, July 29, 2011. | (Photo: Whitman)

12. "God Does Not Believe in Atheists Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist"


13. "Bring Your Sin to the Alter And Drop It Like It's Hot"

"I am not linking to Snoop Dogg's 'Drop It Like It's Hot,' but someone in the church is into rap. Thanks this week to Nick Livingston in Tulsa," posted Ed Stetzer in his blog, Aug. 19, 2011. | (Photo: Livingston)

14. "Will Anyone Be In Heaven Because of You?"

"Sometimes words have more than one meaning... and this was one of my favorites. Thanks, @TrevinWax for the pic," posted Ed Stetzer on his blog, Aug. 26, 2011. | (Photo: Max)

15. "Easter Comes Once a Year. How Often Do You?"


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