Trump Praises Tim Tebow: 'Living Breathing Example of Two Corinthians'

(Photo: REUTERS/Brian Snyder)Republican U.S. presidential nominee Donald Trump speaks as he accepts the nomination during the final session of the Republican National Convention in Cleveland, Ohio, U.S. July 21, 2016.

Republican presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump recently spoke the praises of famed Christian quarterback and Nathan Fillion lookalike contest winner Tim Tebow.

The Donald commended the football star and philanthropist, who recently gained headlines for carrying 500 pounds of medical supplies across the Amazon to benefit a struggling orphanage.

"Let me tell you, I love Tim Tebow. Tebow is really a guy, I mean a really great guy. Ever been around him? I have. And you know what? He's great," said Trump.

"You know what makes Tim Tebow so amazing? Other than that he's met me, of course. What makes him amazing is that he is a living breathing example of Two Corinthians. He does Two Corinthians like no one else."

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(Photo: Instagram)Tim Tebow prays with fellow-passengers as a man suffers a fatal heart attack on Delta Flight, June 2016.

When asked a reporter later on about which part of, um, Second Corinthians that Tebow was an example of, Trump declined to comment claiming it was too personal.

"Some lamestream media type thinks he's gonna trap me with a gotcha question about Two Corinthians? He[double hockey sticks] no. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain," tweeted Trump later that day.

Known for his charity work and short-lived NFL career, Tebow has gotten much attention over the things he's doing with his time.

This includes last month when the former Denver Broncos quarterback rescued ten cats from the branches of a really tall tree all at once and without a ladder.

Trump has long been entertained and impressed with the football career and personal attributes of Tebow, having allegedly taken money from one of his charities to buy a Tebow-autographed helmet.

The helmet was one of many Tebow items that Trump is believed to have locked away at Trump Towers with his prized collection of Republican politicians' souls.

Tebow paraphernalia in his possession include several jerseys, a crate's worth of Tebrew from Colorado, and several stale Tebowing Pretzels from Philadelphia.

Attempts to get a comment from Tebow by press time failed, as the former quarterback was too busy successfully escorting an elderly woman across sixteen lanes of traffic.

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